All About The Idiot Who Runs 'Bladers Forever'

So, you're so bored that you figured it would be amusing to learn about the person who created Bladers Forever. Well, fine. You asked for it. Here's all the things you didn't want to know about me.

Me wearing my Tyson get-up
Yes I am extremely ugly

So now that you are here, and hopefully done laughing (or puking your guts out) because of my horribly ugly photo, perhaps you will find what I have to say interesting. If you do, you have a boring life.

Want to know what I like? Well let me think. Hmm... I like Beyblade and anime of course! Some other animes I like include Pokemon, Dragonball Z (except for the end where they totally screwed Vegeta up), Blue Submarine No. 6, Zoids, and that's all I can think of at the moment. If you haven't noticed already, I like music a lot. Michael Jackson has been, is currently, and always will be my favorite musician and performer, and I really do not care what anyone thinks of that or of him. Growing up listening to him and watching him on television sort've made me like him. So sue me why don't ya? :P

And for all of you who still can't believe it, yes this site was made by a girl. And yes, I really am 21. My birthday is May 2nd and I was born in 1986. Blah, blah, blah. Like you care, right? Wanna hear more about my interests?

I like to draw and to write, and of course to watch anime and make webpages. I work extremely hard on this one and I thank everyone for the contributions, even if yours didn't make it up. It was never because I didn't like it, just that I had no room, no time, or motivation. I'm working on that though A___A

I enjoy animals, which is one reason why I like Beyblade. The bit beasts are really interesting to me. My favorite bit beast would have to be Dragoon, but I like them all anyway. Hey, what would a Beyblade webmistress be if she didn't tell all you guys out there her preferences in her favorite anime? Just for all of you wondering, my favorite Beyblade characters are Rei, Kai, and Tyson. Of course, I like just about all the characters anyway except for Mariah, and Emily gets a little annoying. Boris is a bit too frightening for my liking and Voltaire was a jerk so I don't think I like them either.

Now, I want all of you to see this and get this through your heads. YES I HAVE A BEYBLADE! I have a Driger F but no one in my town knows what beyblading is so I've never played before. Now stop emailing me about it!!

Want to know some things I hate? You probably don't but I'm going to tell you them anyway. I do not like racism, prejudice, segregation, slavery, sauerkraut, onions, liver (by the way, NEVER order liver in a hospital cafeteria. You don't know where it's coming from <.<), animal abuse, and people who insult or criticize with no foundation. I hate AOL and how it kicks me off each time I try to get on the internet. I hate how my servers keep running out of bandwidth. I hate how Tripod deletes my pages, yadda yadda yadda. There are some other things I do not like, such as Mariah... >_> that evil pink nightmare... but one thing is for sure, I do like to entertain and to laugh. That should be obvious from the humor section.

Everything is backwards!
Ok, so the image is backwards. I was taking a picture of myself in the mirror. This is me holding the Wanted poster I made. As you can see, it's for Boris. Yeah I know some of it is in Spanish. I made it for Spanish class. The words "un hombre malo" translate as "a bad man", and the words "muy espantoso" translate as "very scary."

If you are still reading this, scroll down and check out my list of other useless things about me. I'm sure that should be enough to bore you.

Still not bored?! Ok, how about some of my useless quotes I've compiled over the years. All those with no name specified after them are mine

  • "Perhaps it is not they who have the problem those biased fear so much, but the biased themselves for they cannot find it in their hearts to love and accept their brothers and sisters."
  • "Do it or I'll beat your face in!"
  • "A penny saved is a penny earned but it won't even buy you a gumball."
  • "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
  • "Go to the dungeon you retarded duck!"~'Gohan'
  • "Moo"~Kat
  • "Yo homy G, I'm down wit that!"~Lori
  • "Fried chicken in my underwear!"~Lori
  • "Me loves me feets."
  • "If I eat more, I can lose more weight."~Heffer
  • "I'm a growing boy."~Tyson
  • "This just keeps getting worse."~Kai
  • "Do you even know what uncouth means?"~Robert
  • "Now we can go check out that merry-go-round!" "Sounds sweet!"~Steven and Eddy
  • "We don't taste things in the lavatory"~'Satan'
  • "If she told you to jump in a lake with a rock tied to your head and wait for naked photos of you to develop so she could hand 'em out to all the kids in the cul-de-sac, would you?!"  "I had socks on, Eddy."~From E,E&E
  • "Dying's not good for your health."~Speshul K

Someone once told me I was so "George Raft" ... ok, sure. Great. WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN AND WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?!

Thanks for reading all about stupid, fat, boring, ugly me!
Wanna know more about me? If you do, you must be bored!
Well, if you'd like to know what other stuff I like to do then check out the page I made in my webpage design class (way back in high school!) Click here.

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